Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

Sinbad

• Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, THEN you get to blame me for it!

• How can one woman do so much damage?

• [While going to rescue Marina from the giant snow bird] She couldn’t see that bird? Everyone else saw it. Marina? Marina is looking the other way.

• Pray to the gods. We’ll be meeting them soon.

• [to Marina] Yes, we’ve done this sort of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you have my permission to stand there quietly while I give you a free lesson in sailing.

• [while it is cold and Kale is bare-chested] Put a shirt will ya?! Before you poke somebody’s eye out!

• [About a sailor on Proteus' ship who was spat up by the sea monster, and kept fighting] Give that guy a raise!

Marina

• [to Sinbad] You you egotistical, disrespectful, pretentious, pompous, self-centered, cantankerous, loony, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable

Eris

• [About Sinbad] He’s so cute. And so gullible.

• Enough talking! Time for some screaming.

• [Has just impersonated Sinbad attacking the guard in charge of the Boook of Peace] I love playing pretend.

Rat

• [At the edge of the world] We are going to die!

Dialoge

:Proteus: It’s my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.
:Sinbad: See, now I just feel bad, ’cause you’re gonna get fired.
:Sinbad: And you are?
:Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
:Sinbad: You know, they don’t do you justice.
:Kale: What happened down here?
:Sinbad: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
:Kale: Try me.
:Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She’s got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.
:Proteus: Do you have any idea how serious this is?
:Sinbad: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve heard that today?
:Kale: Fiji?
:Sinbad: Think of the beaches!
:Kale: Beautiful – if you like mosquitoes.
:Sinbad: Think of the sun!
:Kale: It’s monsoon season!
:Sinbad: The women, then!
:Kale: They’re cannibals, Sinbad.
:Sinbad: Exactly!
:Marina: Are you sure
:Sinbad: Yes, we have done this kind of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing.
:Marina: Knife, please.
:Sinbad: OK, right, like I’d give you a weapon.
:[Everyone is seasick from being towed in the wake of a giant fish.]
:Sinbad: Whose idea was that again?
:Marina: I don’t know, but he owes me lunch.
:Marina: So, how do we get down?
:Sinbad: I don’t know. [She stares at him.] I don’t know yet.
:Marina: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don’t know how to get down?
:Sinbad: Hey, if you’d rather take your chances by yourself, that can be arranged!
:Sinbad: This has to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.
:Eris: Don’t push your luck. You’re cute. But not that cute.
:Marina: You came to rescue me?
:Sinbad: Well yes, if that’s what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.
:[after hooking onto the fish and everyone is seasick]
:Sailors: No Spike… Don’t…
:[Spike vomits]
:Sailor: Who gave him carrots?
:Sinbad: Who’s bad? Sinbad!
:Marina: Agh, men!
:Rat: Captian! Its the edge of the world!
:Gin: [To Li] Pay up, it’s flat. [Li hands him some gold]

Dialog from the Bonus Short ‘Sinbad on Cyclops Island’

:Rat: [To Marina as she is being attacked by Cyclops] Senorita! I’ll save you!
:Sinbad: [To Kale] Save Rat.
:Kale: Right.

Cast (voices)

• Eris: Michelle Pfeiffer

• Grum and Chum: Andrew Birch

• Jed: Conrad Vernon

• Jin: Raman Hui

• Kale: Dennis Haysbert

• King Dymas: Timothy West

• Li: Chung Chan

• Luca: Jim Cummings

• Marina: Catherine Zeta-Jones

• Proteus: Joseph Fiennes

• Sinbad: Brad Pitt

Source: Wikiquote