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Saints Row quotes

Julius Little

  • Of course, you can always drop any motherfuckers flyin’ the wrong flag.

  • You alrigh’, playa?

  • They took the fight to us, we’re gonna take the fuckin’ fight to them.

  • Nigga, you should buckle yo seatbelt.

Johnny Gat

  • Bullets still kill motherfuckers, right? Doesn’t get much simpler than that.

  • (To Lin who punched a guy)When you punch, don’t throw your shoulders so much.

  • (To the player who’s mute) Yeah, you’ve been a great help.

  • (Yelling at a TV Crew) Yeah, we’re blowing up shit! Cause we’re the… Vice Kings, right.

  • So you’re Julius`s new boy huh? You don’t look like much. But then again, I don’t look like I have an eight inch cock. So I guess we’re both full of suprises.

  • So you’re tellin’ me that were going to take out the Chief of Police at the funeral of the guy we just smashed?

Dex

  • It’s not the Los Carnales. It’s just The Carnales. Los means… fuck it.

  • It’s not the Los Carnales! Jesus, what’s wrong with you?

  • (Grabs a bag from Luz) So, what’s in here? Guns, money, some uncut shit… ‘shoes’?

Main Character

(Note that the main character is not always mute, and has no name.)

  • (Yelling at the phone) I got ran over by a motherfuckin’ truck, what do you think!?

  • (Pointing a gun at Luz) Bullshit, that’s last year’s Fall collection!

  • (In an elavator, joking about a comment) Hope you don’t mind Hepatitis.

  • (Interupting a speech) Yo, could you speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitches.

Other Minor Characters

  • Vice King Soldier: (Points gun at main character) Wrong time, wrong place. Dawg.

  • Los Carnales Soldier: Hector says ‘Buenos noches’ (good night in Spanish) (points gun).

  • Will the Pimp: You lookin’ fo’ a little sumin’ sumin’? Cos’ if so I could let Peggy here give you a ride. (The camera shows an obese prostitute and the main character is disgusted) Nah, I didn’t think so. Look bro, I gotta be honest; I’m tryin’ to get a business started here, but right now the only hoe I got is so fugly, blind mother-fuckers turn her down.

  • Lin: Donny, get in! (Donny jumps on the car while getting shot, sliding over the hood) Shit, I think you scrached my hood.

Dialogue

:Johnny Gat: I’m gonna skullfuck that bitch.
:Player: (long pause) Hope you don’t mind Hepatitis.
:Johnny Gat: (shocked that the mute character spoke) What…?
:Dex: So, what’s in here? Guns, money, some uncut shit? SHOES?
:Luz Avalos: Actually, they’re this season’s new–
:Player: Bullshit! That’s LAST year’s fall collection!
:Luz Avalos: That’s not true.
:Player: (Points gun at her.)
:Dex: (At the player) Let it go, man, no reason to piss off Manuel.
:Johnny Gat: I got a plan
:Dex: Your definition of a plan is taking the biggest hammer you can find and smashin’ everything in your way.
:Johnny Gat: Well, that sounds like a pretty good plan to me!
:Julius Little: That was a hell of an explosion! You alright, playa?
:Player: I got ran over by a motherfuckin’ truck, what you think!?
:Julius Little: Ah, quit being a bitch.
:Player: (infuriated).

Cast

  • Michael Clarke Duncan — Benjamin King

  • Keith David — Julius “Jules” Little

  • David Carradine — William “Uncle Will” Sharp

  • Tia Carrere – Lin

  • Freddy Rodriguez – Angelo Lopez

  • Daniel Dae Kim – Johnny Gat

  • Michael Rapaport – Troy

  • Joaquim de Almeida – Hector Lopez

  • Clancy Brown – Alderman Hughes

  • Mila Kunis – Tanya Wilkins

  • Sy Smith – Aisha

  • Ogie Banks – Warren Williams

  • Andrea Zafra – Maricruz “Luz” Lopez

  • Andrew Kishino – Donnie

  • Greg Sims – Price Sharp

  • JAQ – Dex

Source: Wikiquote