Saints Row quotes
- Of course, you can always drop any motherfuckers flyin’ the wrong flag.
- You alrigh’, playa?
- They took the fight to us, we’re gonna take the fuckin’ fight to them.
- Nigga, you should buckle yo seatbelt.
- Bullets still kill motherfuckers, right? Doesn’t get much simpler than that.
- (To Lin who punched a guy)When you punch, don’t throw your shoulders so much.
- (To the player who’s mute) Yeah, you’ve been a great help.
- (Yelling at a TV Crew) Yeah, we’re blowing up shit! Cause we’re the… Vice Kings, right.
- So you’re Julius`s new boy huh? You don’t look like much. But then again, I don’t look like I have an eight inch cock. So I guess we’re both full of suprises.
- So you’re tellin’ me that were going to take out the Chief of Police at the funeral of the guy we just smashed?
- It’s not the Los Carnales. It’s just The Carnales. Los means… fuck it.
- It’s not the Los Carnales! Jesus, what’s wrong with you?
- (Grabs a bag from Luz) So, what’s in here? Guns, money, some uncut shit… ‘shoes’?
(Note that the main character is not always mute, and has no name.)
- (Yelling at the phone) I got ran over by a motherfuckin’ truck, what do you think!?
- (Pointing a gun at Luz) Bullshit, that’s last year’s Fall collection!
- (In an elavator, joking about a comment) Hope you don’t mind Hepatitis.
- (Interupting a speech) Yo, could you speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitches.
Other Minor Characters
- Vice King Soldier: (Points gun at main character) Wrong time, wrong place. Dawg.
- Los Carnales Soldier: Hector says ‘Buenos noches’ (good night in Spanish) (points gun).
- Will the Pimp: You lookin’ fo’ a little sumin’ sumin’? Cos’ if so I could let Peggy here give you a ride. (The camera shows an obese prostitute and the main character is disgusted) Nah, I didn’t think so. Look bro, I gotta be honest; I’m tryin’ to get a business started here, but right now the only hoe I got is so fugly, blind mother-fuckers turn her down.
- Lin: Donny, get in! (Donny jumps on the car while getting shot, sliding over the hood) Shit, I think you scrached my hood.
:Johnny Gat: I’m gonna skullfuck that bitch.
:Player: (long pause) Hope you don’t mind Hepatitis.
:Johnny Gat: (shocked that the mute character spoke) What…?
:Dex: So, what’s in here? Guns, money, some uncut shit? SHOES?
:Luz Avalos: Actually, they’re this season’s new–
:Player: Bullshit! That’s LAST year’s fall collection!
:Luz Avalos: That’s not true.
:Player: (Points gun at her.)
:Dex: (At the player) Let it go, man, no reason to piss off Manuel.
:Johnny Gat: I got a plan
:Dex: Your definition of a plan is taking the biggest hammer you can find and smashin’ everything in your way.
:Johnny Gat: Well, that sounds like a pretty good plan to me!
:Julius Little: That was a hell of an explosion! You alright, playa?
:Player: I got ran over by a motherfuckin’ truck, what you think!?
:Julius Little: Ah, quit being a bitch.
- Michael Clarke Duncan — Benjamin King
- Keith David — Julius “Jules” Little
- David Carradine — William “Uncle Will” Sharp
- Tia Carrere – Lin
- Freddy Rodriguez – Angelo Lopez
- Daniel Dae Kim – Johnny Gat
- Michael Rapaport – Troy
- Joaquim de Almeida – Hector Lopez
- Clancy Brown – Alderman Hughes
- Mila Kunis – Tanya Wilkins
- Sy Smith – Aisha
- Ogie Banks – Warren Williams
- Andrea Zafra – Maricruz “Luz” Lopez
- Andrew Kishino – Donnie
- Greg Sims – Price Sharp
- JAQ – Dex