Captain Jack Sparrow

• Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.

• Can we in fact pretend that she is anything but a woman scorned, like which fury hell hath no? We cannot.

• Well, that’s even more than less than unhelpful.

• “Up is down”? Well, that’s maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?

• Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Or rather, damsel in distress? Either one.

Captain Barbossa

• For certain, you have to be lost to find a place as can’t be found. Elseways, anyone could find it.

Elizabeth Swann

• Will Turner, do you take me… to be your wife… in sickness and in health… with health being the less likely?

Lord Cutler Beckett

• Advise your brethren, you can fight and all of you will die, or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die.

Davy Jones

• [about Calypso] Not a person, a heathen god! One who delights in cursing men with their wildest dreams, and then revealing them to be hollow, and naught but ash! The world is well rid of her.

Captain Sao Feng

• The only reason I would want Jack Sparrow returned from the land of the dead…is so I could send him back myself!

Captain Teague

• It’s not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is living with yourself forever.

Dialogue

:Barbossa: There’s not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
:Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.
:[Davy Jones enters Lord Cutler Beckett's cabin]
:Davy Jones: I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup.
:Lord Cutler Beckett: Apparently you can.
:[Upon coming across the Kraken's corpse]
:Barbossa: Still thinking about running, Jack? Think you can outrun the world? …You know, the problem with being the last of anything, is that by and by, there’ll be none left at all.
:Jack: Sometimes things come back, mate. We’re living proof, you and me.
:Barbossa: Aye, but that’s a gamble of long odds, ain’t it? There’s never a guarantee of coming back. But passing on, that’s dead certain.
:Jack: Summoning the Brethren Court then, is it?
:Barbossa: It’s our only hope, lad.
:Jack: That’s a sad commentary in and of itself.
:Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place.
:Jack Sparrow: The world’s still the same. There’s just… less in it.
:[After winning the climactic battle, Jack and Gibbs stand at the helm]
:Jack: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like. [hands Gibbs his hat]
:Gibbs: Aye aye, Captain! [throws hat] Hooray!
:Jack: Now go and get it.
:(In the middle of the dramatic battle)
:Will: Elizabeth, will you marry me?
:(They fight some people)
:Elizabeth: I don’t think now’s the best time.
:(They fight some more people)
:Will: Now may be the only time.
:(They fight some more)
:Will: I love you.
:Elizabeth: Barbossa, marry us!
:Barbossa: (While stabbing someone) I’m a little busy at the moment!
:(A brawl breaks out during the Brethren Court meeting)
:Elizabeth: This is madness!
:Jack: It’s politics.

Cast

• Johnny Depp as Captin Jack Sparrow

• Orlando Bloom as Will Turner

• Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann

• Geoffrey Rush as Captin Hector Barbossa

• Chow Yun-Fat as Captain Sao Feng

• Bill Nighy as Davy Jones

• Jack Davenport as Admiral James Norrington

• Stellan Skarsgård as William “Bootstrap Bill” Turner

• Tom Hollander as Lord Cutler Beckett

• Kevin McNally as Joshamee Gibbs

• Naomie Harris as Tia Dalma

• Lee Arenberg as Pintel

• Mackenzie Crook as Ragetti

• Jonathan Pryce as Governor Weatherby Swann

• Keith Richards as Captain Teague Sparrow

• Dominic Scott Kay as Will Turner III

Source: Wikiquote