”Directed by Shawn Levy. Written by Robert Ben Garant (screen story), Thomas Lennon (screenplay) and Milan Trenc (book).
This Christmas, It Won’t Be A Silent Night. taglines

Easter Island Head

• Oh, you in trouble, Dum-Dum. You’d better run-run from Attila the Hun-Hun!

Jedediah Smith

• I told you, I don’t like to be manhandled!

Octavius

• We may be small, but our hearts are large… metaphorically speaking.

Teddy Roosevelt

• Good lord, Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?

• Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Poughkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I’m not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman [Sacagawea] I love her. But you… you gotta finish the job this time. You can’t quit. I’m made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?

Dialogue

:Larry Daley: Ah — Teddy Roosevelt, right?
:Rebecca: Yes. A great visionary.
:Larry: Yes, definitely. He was our fourth president, right?
:Rebecca: Twenty-sixth.
:Larry: Twenty-sixth.
:[Larry jumps out from behind a wall and screams, scaring the other guards.]
:Cecil: We’re too old for surprises.
:Larry: Really? I thought you liked surprises! Especially the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night! That little sweetheart.
:Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.
:Larry: Okay. I’m Larry Daley, the new night guard…
:Teddy Roosevelt: Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence Daley! Now, if you excuse me [cocks shotgun], the hunt’s afoot.
:Larry: [mutters] Hunt’s afoot.
:Larry: Okay, Dexter. No hard feelings, okay?
:[Dexter, a monkey, slaps Larry. Larry raises his hand to slap Dexter.]
:Teddy Roosevelt: [threateningly] Lawrence…
:Larry: But… you saw!
:Teddy Roosevelt: Who is evolved?
:Larry: [muttering] I am…
:Teddy Roosevelt: Who is evolved?
:Larry: I am!

Taglines

• This Christmas, It Won’t Be A Silent Night.

• When The Lights Go Off, It’s On!

• Where History Comes To Life.

• At The Museum of Natural History, Something Unnatural Is Happening.

• See The Side Of The Museum You Won’t See On The Tour.

Cast

• Ben Stiller — Larry Daley

• Dick Van Dyke — Cecil

• Mickey Rooney — Gus

• Bill Cobbs — Reginald

• Jake Cherry — Nick Daley

• Robin Williams — Teddy Roosevelt

• Mizuo Peck — Sacagawea

• Steve Coogan — Octavius

• Owen Wilson — Jedediah

• Ricky Gervais — Dr. McPhee

• Carla Gugino — Rebecca

• Rami Malek — Akhmenrah

• Patrick Gallagher — Attila the Hun

• Pierfrancesco Favino — Christopher Columbus

• Brad Garrett — Easter Island Head (voice)

• Kim Raver — Erica Daley

• Paul Rudd — Don

• Charlie Murphy — Taxi Driver

Source: Wikiquote