Some characters may have more than one “death,” in instances such as being resurrected, or existing temporarily as an undead being. In some of those instances, their last words from each “death” may be added if they are significant. Additionally, significant last words from deaths that are merely assumed to have happened or are non-canon are included. Additionally, in instances where there are multiple outcomes, or in media with alternate timelines, the character’s last words will be featured.

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• Good luck Jack.

• Who: Ira Gaines

• Notes: Character had been chased into the woods by Jack, and Jack has approached him from behind. Jack offers to protect him from his employers, but Gaines says that he cannot be protected. He turns around, possibly to provoke Jack to shoot him, and Jack shoots him dead.

• It’s all right, I know you’re busy, I’m gonna let you get back to work.

• Who: Teri Bauer

• Notes: Character has realized that Nina Myers has killed someone and is likely a traitor after seeing a pool of blood and overhearing a telephone conversation. Nina realizes she knows and ties her up and gags her before she finishes her work and kills her. In a non-canonical alternate ending, she survives.

• The- the past two years, have just been- just been an act, is that it? I mean, I mean nothing to you? [Marie says nothing but a tear runs down her face] Huh!? I don’t understand! Say something, Marie!

• Who: Reza Nayieer

• Notes: Character had helped the CTU agents uncover evidence confirming his and Bob Warner’s innocence, but discovers that his fiancée Marie had been responsible for transferring funds to Syed Ali. He says this line after Marie comes in and shoots the CTU agents in the building. Marie then replies “Reza… you really are very sweet,” before shooting and killing him as well.

• It’s time.

• Who: George Mason

• Notes: Character had inhaled plutonium, and was expected to die soon. He sneaks aboard a plane that Jack is flying to safely detonate a nuclear bomb at the cost of his own life, and convinces him to live on and rebuild his life. He says this to tell Jack to parachute out, and possibly indicate that it was time for him to die. Jack parachutes out and Mason pilots the plane to the target site, dying in the nuclear explosion.

• Kim, you little bitch.

• Who: Gary Matheson

• Notes: Character is speaking to his daughter’s nanny Kim Bauer, who now is aiming his gun at him, having been told by her father to kill him. She fires one shot into his chest, then shoots him again, killing him.

• Jack Bauer. You’ve caused me a lot of trouble today, Jack. You’re not going to give me Hewitt, are you?

• Who: Peter Kingsley

• Notes: Jack Bauer and Sherry Palmer had set up a deal in which they were to approach him, supposedly to trade crucial witness Alex Hewitt (who was already dead) to Kingsley for evidence against Sherry Palmer. Jack Bauer collapses after a lengthy shootout and tries to shoot Kingsley, but finds that his gun has no ammunition in it. As Kingsley approaches, he says this line, and is gunned down by Jack Bauer’s CTU backup.

• [Jack: You don't have any more useful information, do you?] I do…

• Who: Nina Myers

• Notes: Character had been captured and brought to CTU for questioning, but escaped. Jack shoots and wounds her while escaping, and says this line while inching toward her gun. Jack, however, says “No, you don’t” and shoots her dead.

• I can’t. I can’t.

• Who: Ryan Chappelle

• Notes: Jack had been ordered by Stephen Saunders to kill Ryan, but Ryan asked to do it himself. He is ultimately unable to do so, and Jack shoots him after begging his forgiveness.

• That’s g-good. Good. That’s good.

• Who: Sherry Palmer

• Notes: Character was being held at gunpoint by Julia Milliken, whose husband had died as a result of her and Sherry’s actions, and who believed she would go to prison for the murder. Sherry attempts to convince Julia to lower the gun, and Julia seems to cooperate, but then fires several shots into Sherry’s chest, killing her.

• I’m so sorry.

• Who: Julia Milliken

• Notes: Character shoots herself in the head after killing Sherry.

• I’m scared, Dad.

• Who: Kevin Keeler

• Notes: Character is talking with his father, Kevin Keeler, as Air Force One is being fired upon. His father then embraces him, and he is killed in the crash after Air Force One is shot down.

• Marwan, please. I didn’t betray you.

• Who: Dina Araz

• Notes: Character had accompanied Jack to Habib Marwan in order to secure her freedom to remain with her son. Marwan then tests her by giving her a gun and telling her to shoot Jack with it. She tries to shoot him, but finds out the gun is unloaded, and is taken away and shot.

• It’s all right, really.

• Who: David Palmer

• Notes: Said to his brother Wayne just before he is shot and killed by a sniper. Later events indicate he knew this was going to happen, lending his line some irony.

• I never once regretted our decision to leave CTU. I don’t want to look back on today and realize I could have helped. [Tony: We’re running a business here. Rick Rosen’s expecting us to make a presentation] You can handle the meeting on your own.

• Who: Michelle Dessler

• Notes: Talking to her husband Tony Almeida, before going to her car to head to CTU. Tony initially decides to stay at home to meet with their client, but reconsiders. Just as he does so, a car bomb goes off, killing Michelle.

• We were betrayed, Bierko. Someone must pay.

• Who: Ivan Erwich

• Notes: Said after Vladimir Bierko tells him that he should not have used the Sentox gas against American targets. Bierko then tells him that he is correct, and stabs him in the stomach, saying that he is the one who must pay.

• Chloe?!

• Who: Edgar Stiles

• Notes: Character is being killed by nerve gas. Chloe mouths something in response to Edgar before he dies, but what she said is not heard.

• She’s gone, Jack.

• Who: Tony Almeida

• Notes: Character has been stabbed with a syringe by Christopher Henderson. Said in regards to his wife, Michelle Dessler, who was killed earlier that day. Tony died for about 10 minutes, and was then given a shot that brought him back to life.

• That’s the way it works.

• Who: Christopher Henderson

• Notes: Character attempts to kill Jack to ensure his safety, but realizes that his gun is empty. Jack then reminds him of all the people he’s killed that day. After his cold response, Jack guns him down.

• I can’t let this animal live.

• Who: Curtis Manning as he prepares to kill Hamri Al-Assad. Realizing that they needed Assad to stop the day’s terrorist attacks, Jack shoots Curtis in the throat before he can kill Assad.

• I would never betray you, Dad. I love you. [Phillip: I love you too, Graem. You’ve been a good boy. You’ve done everything I asked. Only this time… I asked too much.] Dad…

• Who: Graem Bauer

• Notes: Character confesses his involvement in the conspiracy to assassinate David Palmer, after making it seem as though he was acting against his father, Phillip Bauer, indicates he can no longer trust him. Phillip then gives Graem a fatal dose of sodium pentothal.

• Okay, good. It’s not too far away.

• Who: Darren McCarthy

• Notes: After looking up a location given to him by Abu Fayed, he proceeds in order to deliver Morris O’Brian to him. He is then shot and killed by his assisstant, Rita, who intends to collect the money he was promised for herself, knowing that CTU does not know she is involved.

• Bomb!

• Who: Hamri Al-Assad

• Notes: Character notices a concealed explosive at the podium he is about to speak at. He dives to defend Wayne Palmer, and is killed by the explosion. Despite his true intentions, some people who witness the scene mistakenly infer that he detonated the bomb.

• You’re not going to die. Not here…not with me.

• Who: Philip Bauer

• Notes: Character has been shot by his grandson, but Jack arrives. When Jack refuses to finish him off and tells him that he will be held accountable for what he has done, he states that he will not move from where he is and that Jack cannot carry him out before an F-18 airstrike hits. He is killed when the oil rig he is on is destroyed by the airstrike.

• If you’re looking for forgiveness, go to hell. You live with it.

• Who: David Emmerson

• Notes: Said to Tony, who had shot him in the throat. The two had worked together in an anti-government cell, and had done some “bad things” during that time.

• I have a list…a list…

• Who: Colonel Ike Dubaku

• Notes: Said before passing out, after a car crash. Is later killed by an assassin.

• Find out who Juma’s working with.

• Who: Bill Buchanan

• Notes: Said before attacking one of Juma’s men and igniting a natural gas explosion.

• The President is mine.

• Who: General Benjamin Juma

• Notes: Said before Jack finds him. He tries to shoot Jack, but is gunned down.

• I know I can.

• Who: Senator Blaine Mayer

• Notes: Said when Jack asks if he can thinks he can convince the cops to help him. Is then shot by John Quinn.

• You’re too late. They’re already here.

• Who: John Quinn

• Notes: Character had been stabbed by Jack. Said when Jack asks when the bio-weapons would be arriving in the US.

• No!

• Who: Larry Moss

• Notes: Said while Tony starts to smother him with his hand, after he had been wounded in a gunfight.

• I don’t plan on being Mr. Tippet for the rest of my life.

• Who: Jonas Hodges

• Notes: Said in regards to his new identity in the Witness Protection Program. He is then put in a van, which soon explodes.

• I had someone on the inside…close to Hassan.

• Who: Victor Aruz

• Notes: Said when after the CTU helicopter got blown up by a RPG. Victor passed out and died from his injuries.

• Yes…

• Who: Farhad Hassan

• Notes: Said when Jack asks if he understands him. Farhad soon passes out and dies of his injuries.

• Jack…

• Who: Renee Walker

• Notes: Said after being shot. She passes out from blood loss and later dies of her wounds.

• Jack…just tell me what I can do.

• Who: Dana Walsh/Jenny Scott

• Notes: Said to Jack, who she was trying to convince not to kill her. Jack replies with “Nothing” and shoots her to death.

A-L

• You might have beaten death Arvin, but you could never beat me!

• Who: Jack Bristow

• Source: Alias

• Note: Character is speaking to another character who was previously killed and then resurrected.

• Please, Wesley, why can’t I stay?

• Who: Winifred “Fred” Burkle

• Source: Angel

• Note: Said in a delirious state to her lover Wesley, before her soul is consumed by Illyria, killing her.

• You kill me? A flunky?! I’m not just… Angel… kills me. You can’t… Angel…

• Who: Lindsey McDonald

• Source: Angel

• Note: Character is speaking to Lorne, who had just shot him on Angel’s order.

• I-I love you…

• Who: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

• Source: Angel

• Note: Character is addressing Illyria, who had taken on the form of Wes’ dead lover, Fred.

• May good thrive!

• Over our dead bodies!

• Who: The Black Seal

• Source: The Black Adder (Series 1)

• Note: The Hawk leader of the Black Seal proposes a toast to their enterprise using the first line. Then the Black Seal respond with the second line, then characters then hold a toast with poisoned wine. Sean the Irish Bastard is an exception, as it isn’t his final words.

• Mmm. It’s got a bit of a sting in it’s tail!

• Who: Sean the Irish Bastard

• Source: The Black Adder (Series 1)

• Note: Character has just been knock of his feet by drinking poisoned wine, he then has a second goblet of poisoned wine.

• The Black Dagger [Edmund (febally): Adder... Adder!]

• May his name last as long as our dynasty!

• Who: See Note

• Source: The Black Adder (Series 1)

• Note: The whole court including Harry Prince of Wales & Gertude of Flanders toast the mortally wounded Edmund with poisoned wine and get Edmund’s alias wrong thanks to King Richard promting the first line. Richard IV then continues the toast with the second line at which point everyone drops dead.

• Good Lord! I wonder if it was the wine. (drinks from goblet) No. Seems perfectly alright to me. And now at last, I shall be King of E…(ngland)

• Who: Edmund Plantagenet — alias The Black Adder

• Source: The Black Adder (Series 1)

• Note: Character has just seen the entire court drop dead after drinking a toast to him. The wine was poisoned – however, it wouldn’t of made much difference as the character was mortally wounded.

• You’ve got the wrong man!

• Who: Predecessor to Edmund as Lord High Executioner

• Source: Blackadder II

• Note: He filled out an execution order incorrectly, so they had the right man and the form to prove it. Told to Edmund by Melchet when they are looking for a new Lord High Execution.

• My wife might of bloody-well turned-up!

• Who: Lord Poncemby

• Source: Blackadder II

• Note: Said at his execution. Not actually heard on-screen. Edmund – the Lord High Executioner – asks Percy were there any interesting last words today and responded with the line. Percy’s acurracy is in doubt as he thinks the person who said it was Lord Farrow.

• Actually, Baldrick, I’m not dead. You see, I had a cigarello case too… oh, damn. Must have left it on the dresser.

• Who: Prince George (Hugh Laurie)

• Source: Blackadder the Third (Specifically episode 6 – “Duel and Duality”)

• Note: Character has been shot, but has briefly come back to life. Another character had previously cheated death in a similar manner.

• Good luck, everyone. CHAR-R-R-R-R-R-G-E!

• Who: Captain Edmund Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson)

• Source: Blackadder Goes Forth (specifically episode 6 – “Goodbyeee!”)

• Note: Following this quote, Blackadder and the other main characters of the series (George, Baldrick, Darling) charge over the trenches.

• It was a pleasure playing with you sport. Now get out. Get out while you can.

• Who: Victor Stecker-Epps

• Source: “Burn Notice“

• Note: Having been shot by Carla’s operative, Victor understood that either Michael could kill him and take credit for his death or he could be killed by “Management.” He tells Michael to kill him and says this line before being shot in the chest at point blank. Despite previous conlicts between the two, his death leaves Michael clearly saddened.

• Time is up, Michael! Finish it off or I will finish it for you!

• Who: “Carla”

• Source: “Burn Notice“

• Note: Realizing that Michael was not going to hand over either Victor or the information he had on her, Carla moved to detonate the C4 that she had planted in their boat only to be shot by Fiona. Fiona had, on numerous occasions, expressed a desire to kill Carla.

• You don’t get to have the girl and the job! She doesn’t fit into your future. OUR future! So why don’t you just do yourself a favor and forget the past?! [Michael: Fiona is not my past.]

• Who: “Thomas Strickler”

• Source: “Burn Notice“

• Note: Believing that Fiona’s presence would prevent Michael from getting his burn notice revoked, Strickler handed her over to O’Neill. Michael shot him after he refused to let Michael intervene.

• I have a system..I..I have a system…

• Marilyn! Marilyn!

• Who: Larry David

• Source: Curb Your Enthusiasm

• Note: After giving his kidney to Richard Lewis, Larry faced difficult recovery and ended up dying. His last words were to Cheryl, explaining that it couldn’t have been him who misplaced “The Sopranos” DVD case because he has a certain system when watching DVDs. The second time, his angelic guides realize that Larry is not ready for Heaven and send him back. As Larry’s fading back to Earth, he sees Marilyn Monroe and she comments on how she loves Seinfeld and his sense of humor.

• You’ll never get me out of the Vic.

• Who: ‘Dirty’ Den Watts {Leslie Grantham)

• Source: Eastenders

• Notes: ‘The Vic’ refers to the ‘Queen Victoria’ pub, of which character was the landlord. Ironically, he was later buried under the pub by his murderer.

• To the death of our marriage. [drinks poisoned champagne] Whore.

• Who: Christopher ‘Chris’ Tate (Peter Amory)

• Source: Emmerdale

• Notes: Chris poisoned himself to frame his prostitute wife Charity for his murder.

• When you can’t run, you crawl. And when you can’t crawl, when you can’t do that… (You find someone to carry you)

• Who: Tracey

• Source: Firefly

• Note: The character quotes an old saying of his army unit but is unable to finish. A nearby friend completes it.

• Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go, or how far you fly — I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade

• Who: Crow

• Source: Firefly

• Note: Crow refuses to take back payment for a job that the crew have backed out on. He is then kicked into a working spaceship engine.

• Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I’m gonna get the yogurt and we’ll meet at the checkout counter.

• Who: Phoebe Buffay’s grandmother

• Source: Friends, episode 5×13

• Note: Phoebe is shopping with her grandmother, who then bends over to get the yogurt and dies of unnamed causes. Superstitious Phoebe tells her friends that they “will meet at the checkout counter,” referring to the afterlife.

• I hate you.

• Who: Frieda Claxton

• Source: The Golden Girls

• Notes: Frieda Claxton was a notorious grump, and wanted to destroy a 200-year-old tree on her property. When Rose asked how she could hate a living thing, Frieda responded as above. Incensed, Rose shouted at her, finishing with “either listen or drop dead”, after which Frieda did.

• I even wear quiet clothes.

• Who: Al Beatty

• Source: The Golden Girls

• Notes: Rose’s date Al wanted to “continue the evening”, but Rose was afraid to do so. He promised her he would be quiet, and the two entered her bedroom. Al died of a heart attack in the night.

• Congratulations. You got your answer.

• Who: Dr. Ezra Powell Joel Grey

• Source: House

• Note: Said to Dr. House after speaker has been diagnosed with a terminal illness.

• That’s not the last feeling I want to experience.

• Who: Amber Volakis

• Source: House

• Note: Said in response to Dr. Wilson questioning why she was not angry with him.

Babylon 5

• Eject homing beacon and attach system record!

• Who: Warren Keffer

• Note: Keffer was following a strange alien vessel which spotted him. This line was in reaction to being spotted. (While Keffer did not survive, the record did.)

• I was born warrior caste…but I see now the calling of my heart…is religious! The war is over! Listen to her! Listen!

• Who: Neroon

• Note: Neroon is sacrificing himself to save Delenn, a religious caste member, from the fire of the Starfire Wheel. This act also ends the feud between the religious and warrior castes.

• It’s too late for me. I’m sorry for what I did before. I knew what was ahead. I guess—I guess I was afraid. When you’ve lived as long as I have, you kind of get used to it. I—I wish I could have done more for you. There’s so much I should have said—now it’s too late. You’re right. It’s time you began fighting this war your way. I’ve got to go now, John. [Sheridan protests] It’s all right, son. See—as long as you’re here, I’ll always be here.

• Jump. Jump, now!

• Who: Kosh

• Note: For the first line, Kosh is speaking to Sheridan in a dream, as Sheridan’s father. Part of Kosh remains behind, though, and remains attached to Sheridan. The second line is what Kosh says to Sheridan just before Sheridan jumps into a deep abyss, and is the last thing we hear him say in the series.

• I love you.

• Who: Marcus Cole

• Note: Marcus is sacrificing his life energy so that Ivanova, the one he loves, may live.

• Well…look at that…the sun’s coming up….

• Who: John Sheridan

• Note: Said as the character is being bathed in light, and taken beyond the rim of the galaxy.

• We have unfinished business between us, G’Kar. Let us make an end of it quickly, before it stops me. I am as tired of my life as you are.

• Who: Londo Mollari

• Note: Stated just before he and G’Kar choke each other to death, fulfilling a dream he’d had for over 20 years. “It” is a creature that has Londo under its partial control, but is sleeping at the moment.

Band of Brothers

• Will! Hey, Will! I need your help here.

• Who: 1st Lt. Thomas Meehan

• Note: Last words to Sgt. Evans while en route to Normandy. During the drop, their plane is shot down and everyone aboard, including him, is killed.

• ”’Lieutenant Winters..with Captain Sobel’s compliments, sir. Lieutenant.

• Who: SSgt. William Evans (Simon Pegg)

• Note: Last words to Winters and Nixon while delivering a court-martial letter from Sobel. During the drop, his plane is shot down and everyone aboard, including him, is killed.

• You mean, over-

• Who: Anonymous soldier

• Note: While under fire, a soldier asks Sergeant Lipton where Battalion Headquarters was. Lipton points back the way they came and when the soldier raises his head to look, he gets hit by a bullet.

• Sir, I don’t have any way to set it off, sir!

• Who: Pvt. John “Cowboy” Hall

• Note: Hall’s last words during battle while trying to destroy one of the German flak guns, while racing back and forth between groups, he is hit by the impact of a grenade and dies.

• Come on! Luz–

• Who: Sgt. Warren “Skip” Muck

• Note: During a shelling, Muck and Penkala call to Luz to get in their foxhole so he won’t get hit. A shell lands right in Penkala and Muck’s foxhole, instantly killing both soldiers.

• SARGE!

• Who: Pvt. James Miller (James McAvoy)

• Note: Last words after spotting a German halftrack, when they are attacking Nuenen. During the battle of Nuenen, he is killed by a German shell.

• Hey, Lip, you said I was a great shot?

• Who: Cpl. Donald Hoobler

• Note: The Luger he obtained after killing a German soldier accidentally goes off and shoots Hoobler in the leg, severing a vital artery. He dies shortly after. The question was referring to the head shot he made on the same German soldier.

• I don’t wanna die…I don’t wanna die…

• Who: Pvt. Eugene Jackson

• Note: Said after being hit by his own grenade. He dies of his wounds.

• Well, that’s just not good enough.

• Who: Pfc. John Janovec

• Note: Last words before dying in a car accident on his way back to headquarters. His last statement was referring to Webster’s comment who said he had 81 points, 4 points short of being able to go back home.

Battlestar Galactica (2003 series)

• Frak you.

• Who: Helena Cain

• Note: Cain is talking to her former lover and prisoner, Gina, who is holding a gun to her head. Gina sarcastically responds “You’re not my type” before fatally shooting Cain in the head.

• It stopped.

• Who: Felix Gaeta

• Note: Gaeta is referring to the “phantom pain” in his amputated left leg. He is then executed by firing squad for leading a mutiny against Admiral Adama.

• You should know that your Raptor been destroyed. You can’t go back that way.

• Who: Boomer/Sharon Valerii/Number Eight

• Note: After choosing to return Hera to Helo and Athena, Boomer allows herself to be shot and killed by Athena.

• Let’s….Let’s just all agree that no matter what we learn about each other…we’re all Cylons and we’re all capable of making mistakes.

• Who: Tory Foster

• Note: Foster is about to enter a process that will share her memories with several other Cylons, including Galen Tyrol, the widower of a woman Foster murdered. When he learns what she did, an enraged Tyrol snaps Foster’s neck.

• Frak!

• Who: John Cavil/Number One

• Note: Cavil, a Cylon, has just realized that his side had lost their war with humanity, and commits suicide with a pistol to avoid a painful death. “Frak” is an expletive invented for the series.

• I’ll see you on the other side.

• Who: Samuel T. Anders

• Note: Anders is speaking to his wife, Kara Thrace, shortly before he pilots all of the Colonial fleets’ ships into a star.

• There’s so much life.

• Who: Laura Roslin

• Note: Roslin is flying over Earth with Bill Adama, and she comments on the abundant wildlife before succumbing to cancer.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

• Oooh! Alright. Put me out of my misery. You don’t have the guts.

• Who: Jesse McNally (Eric Balfour)

• Source: Episode 1.02 “The Harvest”

• You forget, metal can’t hurt me.

• Who: Luke (Brian Thompson)

• Source: Episode 1.02 “The Harvest”

• Are you insane?!

• Who: Principal Robert Flutie (Ken Lerner)

• Source: Episode 1.06 “The Pack”

• Note: Character is eaten alive in his office by hyena-possessed students.

• Where are your jibes now? You laugh when my Hell is on Earth?

• Who: The Master (Mark Metcalf)

• Source: Episode 1.12 “Prophecy Girl”

• So? What about my reward?

• Who: Billy ‘Ford’ Fordham (Jason Behr)

• Source: Episode 2.07 “Lie to Me”

• Note: Character had made a deal to be turned into a vampire upon completion of a deal that he has failed. He is found dead the next day.

• What’s that do?

• Who: The Judge (Brian Thompson)

• Source: Episode 2.14 “Innocence”

• Note: Character is referring to a rocket launcher pointed directly at him.

• Wait. That’s your… [Angelus: Oh, my cure? No, thanks. Been there, done that, and deja vu just isn't what it used to be. My... Isn't this my lucky day. The computer... and the pages. Looks like I get to kill two birds with one stone. And teacher makes three.]

• Who: Jenny Calendar (Robia LaMorte)

• Source: Episode 2.17 “Passion”

• Note: Jenny had been working on a spell to restore Angel’s soul, but Angelus (through Drusilla) gets word of it and comes to destroy her work. She runs away but Angelus catches up with her and snaps her neck.

• Oh, no… no. This is no good at all….

• Who: Mr. Trick (K. Todd Freeman)

• Source: Episode 3.15 “Consequences”

• This is not orderly… this is not disciplined… you’re on my campus, buddy, and when I say I want quiet, I mean—

• Who: Principal Snyder (Armin Shimerman)

• Source: Episode 3.22 “Graduation Day, Part Two”

• Note: Character is addressing an extremely large demon that has appeared during a graduation ceremony. He is eaten before he can finish his criticism.

• Well, gosh.

• Who: Mayor Richard Wilkins III (Harry Groener)

• Source: Episode 3.22 “Graduation Day, Part Two”

• Note: Character is referring to the large amount of barrels of diesel fuel and bags of fertilizer stacked everywhere, with which he is blown up mere seconds later.

• You’re an animal. Animals kill.

• Who: Veruca (Paige Moss)

• Source: Episode 4.06 “Wild at Heart”

• How… can you—

• Who: Adam (George Hertzberg)

• Source: Episode 4.21 “Primeval”

• Stop it.

• Need a… a minute. She could’ve killed me. [Giles: No, she couldn't. Never. And sooner or later Glory will re-emerge, and... make Buffy pay for that mercy. And the world with her. Buffy even knows that... and still she couldn't take a human life. She's a hero, you see. She's not like us.] Us?

• Who: Glorificus (Clare Kramer) / Ben Wilkinson (Charlie Weber)

• Source: Episode 5.22 “The Gift”

• Note: Glorificus and Ben share the same body, shifting between the appearance of the one who is in control at that moment. The first line is spoken by Glorificus, after which she transforms back into Ben. The last line is spoken by him. He is then asphyxiated, which kills them both.

• Dawn, listen to me, listen. I love you. I will always love you, this is the work I have to do. Tell Giles that… Tell Giles I figured it out… And I’m ok. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now, you have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world, is to live in it. Be brave, live… for me.

• Who: Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar)

• Source: Episode 5.22 “The Gift”

• Note: This line is directed at Buffy’s younger sister Dawn, before character leaps off a tower; she falls into a gateway to another dimension, closing it but dying in the process. This was the final Buffy episode to air on The WB. Buffy is resurrected at the beginning of the next season, aired thereafter on a different network.

• Your shirt…

• Who: Tara Maclay (Amber Benson)

• Source: Episode 6.19 “Seeing Red”

• Note: Character has accidentally been shot by Warren Mears, splattering blood on Willow’s shirt.

• Oh, and when you get caught, you’ll lose them too. Your friends. You don’t want that. I know you’re in pain, but—

• Who: Warren Mears (Adam Busch)

• Source: Episode 6.20 “Villains”

• Note: Character is flayed and evaporated by Willow.

• I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day. I miss the people who never knew I existed. I miss ‘em all. I want to talk to them, you know. I want to find out how they’re doing. I want to know what’s going on in their lives. [Andrew: You know what? They don't wanna talk to you - all those people you just mentioned. Not one of them is sitting around going, "I wonder what Jonathan's up to right now." Not one of them cares about you.] Well, I still care about them. That’s why I’m here.

• Who: Jonathan Levinson (Danny Strong)

• Source: Episode 7.07 “Conversations with Dead People”

• Note: Character is digging up an artifact in the basement of his old high school and is reminded of his time there. Moments later he is stabbed in the stomach, bleeding to death.

• My friends, these are the times that define us. Proverbs 24:6. O, by wise council, you shall make your war.

• Who: Quentin Travers (Harris Yulin)

• Source: Episode 7.09 “Never Leave Me”

• You think you have power over me? Stupid girl. You’ll never stop me. You don’t have th—

• Who: Caleb (Nathan Fillion)

• Source: Episode 7.22 “Chosen”

• Note: Character is hit between the legs with the upwards movement of an axe, and is then sliced in half, from crotch to scalp.

• Bunnies! Floppy, hoppy… bunnies.

• Who: Anya Jenkins (Emma Caulfield)

• Source: Episode 7.22 “Chosen”

• [Buffy: I love you.] No you don’t, but thanks for saying it. Now go. I wanna see how it ends.

• Who: Spike (James Marsters)

• Source: Episode 7.22 “Chosen”

Desperate Housewives

• Why should I? Your wife didn’t kill herself because I wrote a note. She killed herself because of what she did to that poor baby! But rest assured, I’m praying for Mary Alice. After what she did, she’ll need all of our prayers.

• Who: Martha Huber, speaking about Mary Alice Young

• Source: Episode 1×08, “Guilty”

• Note: Mrs. Huber reveals that she was the one who wrote the note (“I know what you did / It makes me sick / I’m going to tell”) that caused Mary Alice to kill herself. She is then murdered by Paul Young

• I mean it. Get out. Leave the chart. I want to read it.

• Bree, I understand and I forgive you.

• Who: Rex Van De Kamp

• Source: Episode 1×23, “One Wonderful Day”

• Note: The first line is spoken, when Rex’s doctor explains that it seems as though Rex has been poisoned by his wife, Bree. The second line is written, as Rex reads his chart and starts to write a note for Bree which he never finishes, as he dies of a heart attack shortly thereafter. He had, in fact, actually been poisoned by Bree’s admirer and pharmicist, George Williams.

• We need to phone an ambulance.

• Who: George Williams

• Source: Episode 2×09, “That’s Good, That’s Bad”

• Note: George had taken an overdose and sent a message to Bree saying that he would only call an ambulance if she came to him and told him she loved him. She had found out that he had poisoned her husband Rex, though, and tells him she’ll only do so if he admits what he’s done. He doesn’t, and he passes out briefly — when he wakes up, she lies and says that she called an ambulance while he was sleeping, and then allows him to die as punishment.

• What’s wrong with you? I’m gonna shoot you!

• Who: Matthew Applewhite

• Source: Episode 2×23, “Remember”

• Note: Addressing Bree, whose daughter, Danielle, he is dating and has run away with. It is revealed that he killed his former girlfriend, Melanie Foster, and blamed it on his mentally challenged brother, Caleb. Bree has discovered this, and refuses to let them leave, despite the fact that he is pointing a gun at her. He is then killed by a sniper.

• Tell my son his wife is cheating on him.

• Who: Juanita Solis

• Source: Episode 1×17, “There Won’t Be Trumpets”

• Note: Juanita, mother of Carlos Solis, caught her daughter-in-law Gabrielle Solis cheating on her husband with John Rowland, her teenage gardener. She was then immediately hit with a car driven by Andrew Van De Kamp and fell into a coma. She awoke one night, ran from her hospital room, fell down a flight of stairs, and whispered her last words to a nurse. The nurse, however, had headphones on, and never heard the truth.

• Kayla’s the only good thing that I’ve ever done in my whole life. I need you to really take really good care…of her. Okay? I don’t have all day. Come on.

• Who: Nora Huntington

• Source: Episode 3×07 “Bang”

• Note: Nora, mother of Tom Scavo’s illegitimate eleven-year-old daughter Kayla, had been shot by Carolyn Bigsby as she held hostages in the supermarket, which was owned by her cheating husband. Lynette Scavo revealed that Nora had put the moves on Tom in self defense because after asking Nora to shut up 4 times Nora told Carolyn that Lynette was trying to steal her kid, at which point Carolyn shot her in the heart. Nora asks Lynette to care for her daughter, which Lynette agrees to do, and then dies.

• Yeah, you shouldn’t have.

• Who: Carolyn Bigsby, responding to Lynette Scavo’s “I shouldn’t have said that” when she shouts that maybe Carolyn deserved to be cheated on.

• Source: Episode 3×07 “Bang”

• Note: Carolyn had taken hostages in her cheating husband’s supermarket and murdered Nora Huntington when she found out that she had adulterous tendencies as well. Lynette then loses it and shouts at her, and Nora attempts to shoot her as well. The other hostages fight back, and Lynette is only wounded in the shoulder, whereas Carolyn is shot dead by another woman.

• Don’t worry. I’ll give him a good home.

• Who: Deirdre Taylor

• Source: Spoken in a flashback in Episode 1×23, “One Wonderful Day”

• Note: Deirdre was Mike Delfino’s junkie girlfriend who gave her baby, Dana, to Mary Alice Young (whose name was Angela at the time), a nurse at the rehab clinic where Deirdre gave birth. She then came back a few years later to reclaim him, stating she was clean. Mary Alice didn’t believe her and refused to give the baby up. They fought, and Mary Alice fatally stabbed her and hid her body in a toy trunk belonging to Dana (later renamed Zach).

• What, are you gonna kill me? Prove you’re a tough guy? See, that’s why I can’t give you the keys to the kingdom, kid. No balls.

• Who: Noah Taylor, to his grandson Zach

• Source: Episode 2×23, “Remember”

• Note: Noah was a wealthy man whose daughter, Deirdre, had been killed under mysterious circumstances. He hired Mike Delfino to find out the truth, and in the process, discovered he had a grandson, Zach. He was dying of a brain tumor, and was willing to leave his entire estate to Zach if he could prove himself as a man, which he does by unplugging Noah’s life support machine. Noah then dies and Zach inherits everything.

• Hey! Hello! Over here!

• Who: Alma Hodge, calling to Danielle Van De Kamp from the roof of her house

• Source: Episode 3×15, “The Little Things You Do Together”

• Note: Alma had been locked in her attic by her ex-husband’s treacherous mother, Gloria Hodge. She managed to escape through the window and called across the street to Danielle, but Danielle was checking her appearance in a mirror and not paying attention, and Alma fell to her death. Orson then made it look like she had committed suicide because she murdered Orson’s mistress, who was in fact murdered by Gloria.

• Dylan!

• Who: , Lillian tries to call Dylan into her room.

• Source: Episode 4×04 “If There’s Anything I Can’t Stand”

• Note: Lillian had wrote a secret which she wanted to reveal before she died about Dylan’s and Katherine’s past. Her last words however was “Dylan!” when she failed to get her great niece’s attention.

• Adam! Hello? Where is everyone? Adam I’m leaving! This is your last chance to come with me, or I’m gonna tell everyone exactly what happened. Ok you’ve made your choice… here I come!

• Who: . As she walks out of Bree’s bathroom and outside in the middle of a tornado. She is swept into the cylcone and killed.

• Source: Episode 4×09 “Something’s Coming”

• Carlos! Get back in the house. You can get hurt out here!

• Who: . As he walks outside to catch and kill Carlos a piece of fence impales him through the chest.

• Source: Episode 4×09 “Something’s Coming”

• I’ve got to tell him before you–before you do something stupid.

• Who: Edie Williams. She is attempting to call Mike Delfino to tell her about her husband’s plot to ruin his life, and they struggle over the phone. He begins to strangle her, but releases her at the last moment. She runs from the house and into car, where she swerves to miss Orson Hodge and hits a telephone pole. When she gets out of the car, she is electrocuted and dies. Decision of character death was made with Nicolette Sheridan (the actress portraying her) leaving the show.

Doctor Who

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Farscape

• For the longest time I feared physical demise, because my spiritual essence was suspect, but now I know I’m worthy. Now I know the transgressions have melted from my soul. Now I know I shall meet my Goddess, and be accepted to her bosom. Sensitive D’Argo… exhuberant Chiana… wise Rygel… selfless Aeryn… innocent Crichton… My children. My teachers, my loves. There is no guilt. There is no blame. Only what is meant to be. Grow through your mistakes, and know that if patient, redemption will find you. Thank you, John Crichton.

• Who: Zotoh Zhaan

• Source: Season 3, Episode 4: “Wait for the Wheel”

• A soldier…must not be weak… Weakness means defeat.

• Who: Harvey (Talyn Version)

• Source: Season 3, Episode 15: “Icarus Abides”

• Don’t worry about me… I’ve never felt better.

• Who: John Crichton (Talyn Version)

• Source: Season 3, Episode 15: “Icarus Abides”

• I died a long time ago. You live for me.

• Who: Xhalax Sun

• Source: Season 3, Episode 17: “The Choice”

• Talyn, Starburst.

• Who: Bialar Crais

• Source: Season 3, Episode 21: “Into the Lion’s Den”

• Note: This was the order given by Crais to engage into his suicide mission, which also resulted in the death of Talyn.

• Scarran vessel, please respond.

• Who: Jool

• Source: “The Peacekeeper Wars”

• Note: The Scarran vessel “responded” by firing a missile at Arnessk, destroying the temple and hence Jool.

• I’m your daddy.

• Who: Ka D’Argo

• Source: “The Peacekeeper Wars”

• Note: John Crichton (Moya Version) told D’Argo to let the Scarrans know who their daddy was, as he lay fatally wounded.

Fringe

• The teleporter, it may be killing me, but in the meantime, it’s made me something rather special. You see, your bullets just go right through me, and soon, Doctor Bell will see just how special I am.

• Who: Dr. David Robert Jones

• Source: Fringe

• Note: Jones had used a prototype teleporter designed by Walter Bishop to escape from a German prison. The process damaged his molecular bonds and caused severe mutations. He was killed when he tried to enter a portal between dimensions, only to have it closed by Peter Bishop while he was midway through. This resulted in him being cut in half.

Harper’s Island

• No! No! No! (muffled)

• Who: Ben Wellington-The Cousin

• Source: Episode 1, “Whap”

• Notes: Character has been chained to the bottom of the wedding boat with scuba gear but civilian clothes. When the boat is turned on his is dragged into the propeller and cut into pieces.

• Help me out here? I’m stuck.

• Who:Marty Dunn-The Uncle

• Source: Episode 1, “Whap”

• Notes: Said after halfway falling through a wooden bridge and hearing someone below him in the bushes. The person then begins to hit Marty with a head spade, with Marty shooting below with his gun, but eventually being cut in half. His body parts are later found by J.D. and Abby strung up in a tree.

• Somebody, help me!

• Who: Reverend Fain-The Preacher

• Source: Episode 2,”Crackle”

• Notes: Character is dangling upside-down from a snare when the killer cuts his head off. He is later found cut into pieces by the Sheriff in a swamp with a catfish line tying them to a tree.

• This is turning out to be the best day ever, and I’m not going to let you forget it.

• Who: Kelly Seaver-The Outcast

• Source: Episode 2, “Crackle”

• Notes: Character has just been told she can move in with Abby in Los Angeles when the wedding is over and begins to have sex with J.D. This is her last line onscreen. She is later found hanged in her home with red ink injected in her eyes.

• ”’Hello? Is someone up there? Please help!….No! NO!

• Who: Lucy Daramour-The Socialite

• Source: Episode 2, “Crackle”

• Notes: Character is looking for her dog Gigi when she falls in a pit trap. The killer then pours a flammable liquid on her then lighting her on fire.

• Hello?

• Who: Hunter Jennings-The Other Man

• Source: Episode 3, “Ka-Blam”

• Notes: Character is preparing to leave the island when he hears someone walking toward him, Thomas appears and pays him $15,000 to not tell Trish about their plan to wreck the wedding. While on the water his boat stalls. He yanks open the hood and a shotgun rigged to fire shoots him in the face. His body is found the next day by Booth, Malcom, Danny, Sully, and Henry, but his body is unidentifiable and the gun and money leave them to believe the body belongs to a drug dealer. The boats then sinks when Malcom accidentally shoots a hole in it.

• No, don’t leave me…please don’t…okay?

• Who: Joel Booth-The Nerd

• Source: Episode 4, “Bang”

• Notes: Character was walking in the woods to bury Marty’s money when he hears someone behind him, pulling out Marty’s gun. Malcom comes out of the bushes and a relieved Booth drops the gun, causing it to shoot himself in the leg. He asks Malcom not to leave to get help and bleeds to death. Malcom then buries his body and takes the money.

• C’mon honey.

• Who: Thomas Wellington-The Father of the Bride

• Source: Episode 5, “Thwack”

• Notes: Character is attending a wedding rehearsal when Maggie asks him to come light the unity candle. He tells his granddaughter Madison to come with him to the alter. Abby then goes to turn off the lights, causing a head spade to drop from the chandelier and land on Thomas`s head.

• Madison…

• Who: Richard Allen-The Brother-in-Law

• Source: Episode 6, “Sploosh”

• Notes: Character is looking at his daughter through a window when he is stabbed with a harpoon through the chest. He tries to get his daughters attention but his yell comes out as a whisper, and he is pulled off screen by the killer. His body is found by Abby, Henry and Katherine while looking for Madison, tied to a tree with the harpoon still in him.

• No, please don’t kill me, please don’t kill me, please, don’t. DON’T! PLEASE!

• Who: Randall Martin

• Source: Episode 7, “Thrack, Splak, Sizzle”

• Notes: Said in a flashback to the original murders, as the victim is being dragged along the ground, before finally being hit in the head with a head spade by John Wakefield.

• There he is! Hey Sheriff we got something!

• Who: Patrick Lillis-The Deputy

• Source: Episode 7, “Thrack, Splak, Sizzle”

• Notes: Character is chasing J.D. with bloodhounds, believing him to be the killer. Although he does not die in this episode, these are his last lines onscreen as his body is found in episode 11 in a church pew with his throat slit.

• No! No! AUUGH No!

• Who: Malcom Ross-The Hustler

• Source: Episode 7, “Thrack, Splak, Sizzle”

• Notes: Character has come down to the furnace room of the Candlewick Inn to burn the money he took from Booth, after burning several stacks of $100 bills, the killer pulls him off screen and begins to stab him to death. Cal later finds his skull in the furnace, but is unsure who it belongs to.

• The hell…

• Who: Deputy Garret-The Guard

• Source: Episode 8, “Gurgle”

• Notes: Character is standing in the police station when the power goes out, after drawing his gun he is shot in the back.

• Charlie!

• Who: Cole Harkin-The Survivor

• Source: Episode 8, “Gurgle”

• Notes: Character has just been shot in the shoulder with an arrow, nailing him to the wall and causing him to drop his lantern, catching the surrounding area on fire. He screams for a injured Sheriff Mills to rescue him, when he is shot a second time in the chest, killing him.

• It’s you Abby…It’s all about you…

• Who: J.D. Dunn-The Black Sheep

• Source: Episode 8, “Gurgle”

• Notes: Character has been found by Abby with a large wound in his gut and has blood coming out of his mouth. When Abby asks who has done this to him, he is unable to pronounce the killer’s name due to the blood, and merely tells her that the killings are all about her before dieing of his wounds.

• You don’t really believe it do you? That Abby is part of all this?

• Who: Beth Barrington-The Single Girl

• Source: Episode 9, “Seep”

• Notes: Character is discussing the possibility of Abby being John Wakefield’s daughter with Sully and Danny while searching the kitchen. When Henry and Shane fight upstairs, the three in the kitchen run upstairs, which is when Beth is grabbed by the killer. Her cut up body is later found by Danny in the tunnels under the inn.

• I was.

• Who: Katherine Wellington-The Stepmother

• Source: Episode 9, “Seep”

• Notes: Character has just been asked if she was a trophy wife by Shane, forgetting her husband Thomas had been killed. When Shane asks her if Thomas left her any money, Katherine walks away in disgust. Shane later finds her stabbed in the back with pruning sheers, seeping out blood.

• Morning Sheriff.

• Who: Officer Darryl Riggens-The Officer

• Source: Episode 10, “Snap”

• Notes: Character has come to the island to bring J.D. Dunn to the San Juan islands to stand trial for the murder of Thomas Wellington, not knowing J.D. is dead. After landing the plane he is met by someone wearing a sheriffs jacket, who then pulls out a gun and shoots the trooper. Shane finds his body in the water later.

• ”’San Juan dispatch, this is Coulter. We’re 10-23, Sheriffs here to meet us so we’ll give you a call back once we’ve transferred the prisoner to our custody.

• Who: Officer Tyra Coulter-The Rookie

• Source: Episode 10, “Snap”

• Notes: Character has come to the island to bring J.D. Dunn to the San Juan islands to stand trial for the murder of Thomas Wellington, not knowing J.D. is dead. She says this line as she lands in Harper’s Island. She is then shot by someone wearing a sheriffs uniform. Shane finds her body in the water later.

• This has nothing to do with me.

• Who: Maggie Krell-The Wedding Planner

• Source: Episode 10, “Snap”

• Notes: Character has decided the killer is only after the wedding guests after Nikki comes to The Cannery unharmed. She decides to leave everyone at the bar to go home. She is later hung from the roof of The Cannery, dangled in front of the windows to scare everyone inside.

• Abby, look at me. This is Wakefield’s game. He uses everything we love against us, to take us out one by one. This will never be over until he’s dead. I couldn’t do it, but your strong! You can finish Wakefield. …I love you so much!

• Who: Charlie Mills-The Sheriff

• Source: Episode 10, “Snap”

• Notes: Character has been assumed to be the killer by everyone on the island. Abby receives a room key which is to her room at the Candlewick Inn. She goes there and finds her father. He then tells her John Wakefield is alive and behind the murders, that he made a deal with Wakefield to spare Jimmy’s life in return for his, and that Wakefield must be stopped. Abby then sees a radio listening on the conversation, and ropes tied to the Sheriffs wrists. He is then pulled by a truck outside through a window, snapping his neck. Wakefield is then revealed to be the driver.

• The power and phones her are not the most reliable, no one from the mainland is going to notice if they don’t hear from us for a few days.

• Who: Nikki Bolton-The Biker Chick

• Source: Episode 11, “Splash”

• Notes: Character is discussing how long it will be until help from the mainland arrives. Moments later, John Wakefield enters the bar and Nikki grabs a shotgun. Wakefield wrestles it from her hands and stabs her with his boarding knife.

• Hey.

• Who: Shane Pierce-The Townie

• Source: Episode 11, “Splash”

• Notes: Character has been fatally stabbed through the chest by John Wakefield after fighting him with a pocket knife. As most of the survivors run out of a window, Trish stays to shoot Wakefield, though she misses and Wakefield walks toward her. A bloody Shane appears with his knife again in order to distract him long enough for the others to escape. Danny, Henry, and Abby later find his body tied by the arms and neck to the ceiling.

• Chloe…

• Who: Cal Vanduesen-The Outsider

• Source: Episode 11, “Splash”

• Notes: Character is fighting John Wakefield in order to save Chloe. Wakefield pins him to a fence, then stabs him through the chest with his boarding knife. He then looks to his fiance Chloe before dying. Wakefield then throws him off the bridge to the water below.

• You can’t have me.

• Who: Chloe Carter-The Flirt

• Source: Episode 11, “Splash”

• Notes: Character has just witnesses her fiance Cal’s death. She says the above line to John Wakefield before jumping off of the bridge to her death.

• Shea, Get out of here!

• Who: Danny Brooks-The College Buddy

• Source: Episode 12, “Gasp”

• Notes: John Wakefield has broken out of his jail cell. Danny tells Shea to run and take her daughter with her, staying behind to fight Wakefield. Wakefield stabs a memo holder through his eye.

• You killed them, you killed my father, and JD! You bastard, you bastard, YOU BASTARD!!! WHY!!!

• Who: Trish Wellington-The Bride

• Source: Episode 12, “Gasp”

• Notes: After being chased by Wakefield, Trish’s fiancee Henry finds her and tells her that he, not Jimmy, is the 2nd killer. This causes her to try and run away, only to be grab and stabbed in the side by Henry, holding her in his arms as she dies.

• How stupid do you think I am?

• Who: Christopher “Sully” Sullivan-The Best Man

• Source: Episode 13, “Sigh”

• Notes: Henry has just confessed to killing Ben, Reverend Fain, Richard, JD, Katherine, and Trish. Sully threatens to shoot Henry if he doesn’t shut up, saying they were friends since junior high and he can’t believe it. Henry says that Wakefield is behind Sully, making Sully say the above sentence. When he turns around to see Wakefield, Henry stabs him in the back.

• H-Henry…

• Who: John Wakefield-The Legend

• Source: Episode 13, “Sigh”

• Notes: Character has captured Abby and is about to kill her. Henry chooses Abby over his father and stabs Wakefield in the chest.

• Abby…I love you!

• Who: Henry Dunn-The Groom

• Source: Episode 13, “Sigh”

• Notes: After a fight with Jimmy, Abby stabs him with his boarding knife. He sighs his final words, putting his killing spree to an end.

Heroes

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Jekyll

• Yeah. I am, explicibly, and directly, and infaticly threatening the lives of Dr Jackman’s family.

• Who: Benjamin Lennox.

• Source: Episode 3

• Notes: Line is said when Hyde asks character if he is threatening Hyde/Jackman’s family. Hyde then slashes character’s throat.

• Mr Hyde. I’ve waited a long time to do this.

• Who: Mr Carver.

• Source: Episode 6

• Notes: Character was Klein & Utterson’s best man to kill Hyde. Before saying the line, character was planning to fight him, but was quickly thrown off a roof by Hyde and killed.

• Tom…Please don’t let him…Tom…

• Who: Syme.

• Source: Episode 6.

• Notes: Character is dying as a result of Hyde breathing nerve gas at him.

• Here it comes…Tickles…

• Who: Hyde

• Source: Episode 6

• Notes: Line is said by character after being shot several times, referring to the feeling of his blood running. Hyde then dies but refuses to share the damage with Jackman.

“Lexx”

• Today, I, Thodin…

• Who: Thodin

• Source: Episode 1.1

• Notes: After cutting off Kai’s head below the mouth, Thodin is fatally shot by Kai’s body, which responds to Thodin’s grandiose last words by (humorously) tilting its chin up proudly.

Lost

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M to Z

• You behave yourself or I’m gonna come back and kick your butt!

• Who: Henry Blake

• Source: M
  • A*S*H

• Notes: Last words spoken on camera, his plane is shot down the next day.

• I smell… Fresh bread

• Who: Unnamed soldier

• Source: M
  • A*S*H

• MACGYVERRRR!

• Who: Murdoc

• Source: MacGyver.

• Note: Murdoc was MacGyver’s nemesis, and shouts MacGyver’s name when he appears to die at the end of an episode, by an event such as falling from a great height.

• R-Red J-J-John…. R-R-Red J-John… J-J-J…[Brings forefinger to his lips]Shhhhhhhhh…[Breaks out into laughter]

• Who: Sheriff “Dumar” Hardy

• Source: The Mentalist

• Note: Dumar had been an associate of the serial killer Red John. When Dumar tried to escape custody, Patrick shot him with Dumar’s own shotgun in order to protect Agent Lisbon. His last words initially seem to suggest that he is trying to provide Jane with information but end in mockery.

• Strewth!

• Who: Mr. Foster

• Source: Monty Python (Specifically, the famous deaths sketch).

• Wow, I thought I’d die before I ever heard…

• Who: Special Agent Caitlin “Kate” Todd

• Source: NCIS (Season Two episode “Twilight”)

• Note: Character had thrown herself in from of Gibbs in order to protect him from gunfire but survived due to her body armor. However she was sniped in the head moments later by Ari Haswari.

• Sorry to spoil your-

• Who: Ari Haswari

• Source: NCIS (Season Three episode “Kill Ari: Part 2″)

• Note: Character was a traitor to the Israeli Mossad who was obsessed with Agent Gibbs. His last words were in response to Gibbs claim that he didn’t need to kill Ari because “it’s just as sweet watching you die.” He was shot by his fellow Mossad operative and half-sister Ziva David.

• You think you’re the first person to point a gun at me?

• Who:

• Source: NCIS (Season Four episode “Faking It”)

• I love you too, Clarkey.

• Who: Daphne Clarke

• Source: ”Neighbours

• Note: Daphne had been involved in a car accident which left her in a coma. She awoke from the coma and spoke those words to her husband, Des, before suffering fatal cardiac arrest.

• Andros, it is your duty as a power ranger to save the universe; now is the time.

• Who: Zordon of Eltar

• Source: Power Rangers (Season 6, Countdown to destruction part 2)

• Note: Andros finally found Zordon after searching for him throughout the entire sixth season of Power Rangers. Zordon told Andros that the only way to destroy the evil forces that had taken over the entire universe was to destory his energy tube, which would kill Zordon.

• I kneel only to God. I don’t see Him here.

• Who: John Abruzzi

• Source: Prison Break

• Note: Abruzzi, a notorious mob boss, is cornered by armed federal agents outside a hotel. When ordered to drop his gun and kneel, he gives this response and provokes the agents into fatally shooting him.

• What are you doing, man?

• Who: David “Tweener” Apolskis

• Source: Prison Break

• Note: Character is addressing Alex Mahone, who then shoots him dead.

• I just wanna go…

• Who: Charles “Haywire” Patoshik

• Source: Prison Break

• Note: Character is voicing his desire to go to Holland. When told he can’t go, Haywire jumps to his death.

• Bloody… bastards…!

• Who: Franky Doyle (Carol Burns)

• Source: Prisoner: Cell Block H

• Note: Character has just shot a policeman, who returns fire and fatally shoots her in the stomach. Character then urges her friend Doreen to run away, and struggles to shout out her last words.

• I tried to ring Marty earlier… but there was no reply…

[Meg Jackson: "I'll phone from the hospital. You just rest."]

• Who: Bill Jackson (Don Barker)

• Source: Prisoner: Cell Block H

• Note: Character was stabbed by prisoner Chrissie Latham during a prison riot. He spoke to his wife Meg (Elspeth Ballantyne) in the ambulance, but later died (off-screen) at hospital.

• Gazpacho… soup..!

• Who: Arnold Rimmer

• Source: Red Dwarf: The End

• Notes: Character is referring to an incident involving gazpacho soup, which the character blames for his failure to please the captain and receive promotion, in response an angry remark from the captain, who blames the character for the radiation leak that kills both characters.

• I AM ALIVE!!!

• Who: Arnold Rimmer

• Source: Red Dwarf: Timeslides

• Notes: Character has just been ressurrected from the dead. He speaks this line as he brings both fists down on some crates full of explosives.

• That’s better.

• Who: Marian

• Source: Robin Hood (2006 TV series)

• Notes: Having married Robin, character had just pulled out the sword she had been fatally stabbed with.

• You!

• Who: Allan A Dale

• Source: Robin Hood (2006 TV series)

• Notes: Having been wrongly accused by his friends of betraying them, character has been shot down trying to get to them in time to warn them of an army heading for Nottingham; he recognises the army’s commander as the thought-dead Sheriff before his death.

• I lived in shame… but because of you… I die proud. I am free.

• Who: Guy of Gisborne

• Source: Robin Hood (2006 TV series)

• Call someone…please…

• Who: Dan Conner

• Source: Roseanne

• Notes: Dan was very overweight, and much stress was put on his heart. After daughter Darlene’s wedding, he collapsed due to a heart attack. Though he was “alive” for the following season, those episodes were eventually revealed to be a book that Roseanne was writing. In reality, Dan died due to his heart attack.

• Eurk..awful

• Who: Susan Ross

• Source: Seinfeld

• Note: Said before dying from licking the toxic glue that were on wedding invitation envelopes for her and George’s wedding.

• When did everyone stop smoking? When did everyone pair off? This used to be the most exciting city in the world. Now it’s all smoking in front of open fucking windows. What happened to fun? New York is over. O-V-E-R. I’m so bored I could die.

• Who: Lexi Featherington

• Source: Sex and the City

• Notes: Lexi is an outrageous party girl, and she and Carrie (and others) are both at a fancy party in a high-rise apartment. Lexi is forced to open a huge window to smoke (she can’t go outside because of snow). Her heel snaps at the end of her annoyed rant and she falls out the window to her death.

• Shane? SHAAAANE!!!!

• Who: Curtis “Lemonhead” Lemansky

• Source: The Shield

• Notes: Character had just accepted a sandwich from Shane Vendrell. While giving Lem the sandwich, Shane also drops a live grenade in his lap. The grenade explodes after this line, killing Lem.

• Well, well, weeee-eeell…!

• Who: Beverly Leslie

• Source: “Will and Grace,” the final episode

• Note: Karen’s diminutive arch-enemy says his trademark line in his exaggerated Southern accent as he is swept off his balcony by a huge gust of wind. He presumably dies and leaves Jack his entire fortune, thus leaving Karen and Jack in great wealth for the rest of their lives.

• If that’s not the best deal on television, may God strike me dead!

• Who: Jeremy “Jerzy” Balowski:

• Source: The Young Ones

• Note: God promptly obliges with a lighting bolt.

• Phew! That was close!

• Who: The Young Ones (Rik, Vyvian, Mike and Neil)

• Source: The Young Ones

• Note: Characters have just survived a bus crashing through a sign and falling to the bottom of a ravine. The bus explodes moments later.

Nip/Tuck

• This is love.

• Who: Gina Russo

• Look at my girl, saving my ass again. Is she the best or what?

• Who: Escobar Gallardo

• Note: After this line, Escobar’s wife fatally shot him.

• I loved you!

• Who: James

• Note: Spoken to her former employee, Michelle, before commiting suicide with a handgun.

• You should worry more about what Julia’s going to say when I go to the police and tell them what you did!

• Who: Monica Wilder

• Note: Spoken to Sean McNamara, with whom she had an affair. Sean attmepts to break off their relationship, to which Monica responds by leaving his office and threatening to tell the police that he raped her. While crossing the street, she is hit by an oncoming bus.

Oz

• Fuck you!

• Who: Johnny Post

• Note: Post says this defiantly to the Italians, who then brutally murder him because Post had killed Dino Ortolani.

• All praise to Allah. All praise…

• Who: Jefferson Keane/Tizi Ouzo

• Note: Keane, a Muslim, is saying this as he is being executed for murder.

• I don’t think I’m ready for this.

• Who: Richard L’Italien

• Note: L’Italien says this just before being executed for murder.

• Rubber duckie?

• Who: Nikolai Stanislofsky

• Note: Stanislofsky says this while he is in the bath when Claire Howell tosses him a rubber duckie. Howell then throws a blow-dryer into the tub, electrocuting Stanislofsky and killing him.

• Sure.

• Who: Raymond “Mondo” Browne

• Note: Browne is accepting Chris Keller’s offer for oral sex. Keller then kills him off screen.

• Oh, yes, yes!

• Who: Simon Adebisi

• Note: Adebisi says this while struggling with Kareem Said over a knife. Said then stabs and kills Adebisi in self-defense.

• I can feel my legs…

• Who: Augustus Hill

• Note: Hill, a paraplegic, says this in shock after being fatally stabbed protecting his step-father, Burr Redding.

• Arif… don’t harm him…

• Who: Kareem Said

• Note: Said is speaking to his friend, Zahir Arif, is asking Arif not to kill Lemuel Idzik, who had just fatally shot him.

• That cocksucker!

• Who: Vernon Shillinger

• Note: Schillinger realizes that Keller had given him a prop knife during a production of “MacBeth”, amd given a real knife to Beecher, who had just stabbed him.

• Beecher, don’t!

• Who: Chris Keller

• Note: Keller is throwing himself over a ledge, essentially committing suicide and framing Tobias Beecher for his death.

Star Trek

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Supernatural

• Okay.

• Who: John Winchester

• Source: Episode 2×01, “In My Time of Dying”

• Note: John has sold his soul to the demon that killed his wife in order to save his dying son Dean. He speaks to his sons one final time, and then allows the demon to take him.

• I don’t wanna die. I don’t. But I can’t live like this. This is the way you can save me. Please. I’m asking you to save me.

• Who: Madison

• Source: Episode 2×17, “Heart”

• Note: Madison has been infected by a werewolf and is transforming and killing people without realizing. She and Sam have a romantic connection, and once they realize there is no cure for her condition, she requests that he be the one to kill her, and he does so off-screen with a silver bullet to the heart.

• Dean!

• Who: Sam Winchester

• Source: Episode 2×21, “All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 1″

• Note: Sam is relieved to see his brother, who has been searching for him in an abandoned town. He is then stabbed in the back by an enemy and dies in Dean’s arms. He is resurrected shortly thereafter when Dean sells his soul to the crossroads demon.

• I couldn’t have done it without your pathetic, self-loathing, self-destructive desire to sacrifice yourself for your family.

• Who: Azazel, a.k.a. Yellow-Eyed Demon

• Source: Episode 2×21, “All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 2″

• Note: Azazel killed Mary Winchester in 1983, and her sons and husband spent years hunting him down. He mocks Dean for selling his soul to save Sam, and Dean finally kills him with the Colt.

• It’s you.

• Who: Mary Winchester

• Source: Episode 2×21, “All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 2,” occurred in 1983

• Note: Mary was a hunter who made a ten-year deal with Azazel for her father’s life. She catches him in her son Sam’s nursery, dripping blood into his mouth to strengthen him, as he is one of the “special children,” and he kills her.

• It’s just too bad you won’t do the right thing and kill yourself. I’m gonna…as soon as I’m done with you. Two last good deeds: killing you, and killing myself.

• Who: Gordon Walker

• Source: Episode 3×07, “Fresh Blood”

• Note: Gordon, a hunter who believes Sam is evil and wants to kill him, is turned into vampire by another that he is hunting. Sam eventually overpowers him and decapitates him with barbed wire.

• Because just maybe you can kill the bitch.

• Who: Bela Talbot

• Source: Episode 3×15, “Time Is On My Side”

• Note: Dean realizes that Bela has a deal with Lilith the same way he does, and she reveals the demon’s name in the hopes that Dean and Sam, whom she has been antagonizing, will help save her from her deal. Dean coldly replies “I’ll see you in Hell” and she is presumably dragged off by hellhounds.

• So, is this your big plan, huh? Drag me to hell. Kill Sam. And then what? Become queen bitch?

• Who: Dean Winchester

• Source: Episode 3×16, “No Rest For the Wicked”

• Note: Dean is addressing Lilith, the demon who controls his one-year life contract. She then sets her hellhounds on him and they kill him and drag him to Hell. He is later pulled out of Hell and restored to life by the angel Castiel.

• I know what you did to that demon, Sam. I can feel what’s inside of you. If you think you have good intentions, think again.

• Who: Pamela Barnes

• Source: Episode 4×15, “Death Takes A Holiday”

• Note: The psychic has been stabbed by a demon while trying to help Dean and Sam. She reveals that she knows of Sam’s demon-blood habit and the powers he is amassing, and then dies.

• You haven’t even met the man. There is no will. No wrath. No God.

• Who: Uriel

• Source: Episode 4×16, “On the Head of a Pin”

• Note: The angel has revealed that he is working for Lucifer and fights Castiel when he refuses to join him. He is then fatally stabbed by Anna, another angel.

• Oh, go ahead. Send me back, if you can.

• Who: Alastair

• Source: Episode 4×16, “On the Head of a Pin”

• Note: The demon who tortured Dean in Hell (and caused him to break the first of the 66 Seals) is refusing to tell Dean and the others who is killing the angels (it is later revealed that the demons were not involved). Sam then kills him with his mind, revealing how far he has gone in developing his skills with the help of demon blood.

• It’s the Archangel! I’ll hold him off! I’ll hold them all off! Just stop Sam!

• Who: Castiel

• Source: Episode 4×22, “Lucifer Rising”

• Note: The angel is present at Chuck the prophet’s home, and an archangel appears to protect him. He transports Dean away, and Chuck later explains that the archangel “smote the crap out of [Castiel]” and that he exploded “like a water balloon full of chunky soup.” He is brought back to life shortly thereafter, by God.

• You turned yourself into a freak. A monster. And now you’re not gonna bite? I’m sorry, but that is honestly adorable..

• Who: Lilith

• Source: Episode 4×22, “Lucifer Rising”

• Note: Sam has been ingesting demon blood in order to gain enough power to psychically kill the demon Lilith, believing this will protect the final ‘seal’ from breaking, thus keeping Lucifer in Hell. Once he kills her, however, he learns that she was the final seal and that he has released Lucifer himself.

• You’re too late.

• Who: Ruby

• Source: Episode 4×22, “Lucifer Rising”

• Note: Ruby has spent many months manipulating Sam and when he kills Lilith, she reveals that it was always her goal to free Lucifer. Dean bursts into the room and replies “I don’t care” to her statement and kills her with her own knife as Sam holds her still.

• Yes.

• Who: Nick

• Source: Episode 5×01, “Sympathy for the Devil

• Note: Nick is agreeing to become a host to Lucifer. During his possession, his body is slowly ravaged by the fallen angel’s power, and dies after Lucifer abandons him.

• Mom, no.

• Who: Joanna Beth “Jo” Harvelle

• Source: Episode 5×10, “Abandon All Hope…”

• Note: Dying of injuries inflicted by hellhounds, Jo realizes her mother plans to sacrifice herself and die with her setting off the bomb that will kill the hounds.

• You can go straight back to hell, you ugly bitch!

• Who: Ellen Harvelle

• Source: Episode 5×10, “Abandon All Hope…”

• Note: Ellen holds her daughter, Jo, as she dies of injuries inflicted by hellhounds, and then detonates a bomb, killing herself and the hounds and freeing Dean and Sam to go after Lucifer.

• No one makes us do anything.

• Who: Archangel Gabriel/The Trickster/Loki

• Source: Episode 5×19, “Hammer of the Gods

• Note: He is then killed by Lucifer, for siding with humans rather than Lucifer himself.

• [Lucifer:Castiel, did you just Molotov my brother with holy fire?] Uh… no.

• Who: Castiel

• Source: “[[w:Supernatural (season 5)

• Note: Castiel attacks Michael with a holy fire Molotov cocktail to delay the fight between him and Lucifer. An enraged Lucifer blows him apart for doing so. Castiel is resurrected minutes later, by God.

Ugly Betty

• Now I need some water.

• Betty: Am I ever gonna see you again? I guess that’s up to you.

• Who: Bradford Meade

• Source: I See Me, I.C.U., Giving Up The Ghost

• Note: First line is spoken to Betty shortly before dying of a heart attack. Second line is from the following episode, in which character appears as a ghost (actually, as “he” points out, a subconscious manifestation of her guilt) to Betty before finally departing.

The X-Files

• Trust…trust…no one.

• Who: Deep Throat

• Source: The X-Files episode “The Erlenmeyer Flask”

• Note: Deep Throat says this as he dies in Scully’s arms after being shot by an assassin of the Cigarette-Smoking Man.

• “SRSG.”

• Who: X

• Source: The X-Files episode “Herrenvolk”

• Note: Character is shot by the Grey-Haired Man, an assassin of the Cigarette Smoking Man. The character then writes these initials in his own blood on the floor, directing Fox Mulder to his new source of information at the United Nations building, Marita Covarubbias.

• It’s going to take more bullets than you can ever fire to win this game…But one bullet, and I can give you a thousand lives.

• Who: Alex Krycek

• Source: The X-Files episode “Existence: Part 2″

• Notes: Says the line during a failed attempt to kill Mulder, before being shot in the forehead by Walter Skinner.

• Brad…why?

• Who: Central Operating System (C.O.S.)

• Source: The X-Files episode “Ghost in the Machine”

• Note: Said as it is being shut down by a computer virus planted by Mulder; the C.O.S., an artificial intelligence, thinks Mulder is actually its creator, Brad Wilczek. The machine is later revived at the episode’s conclusion.

• Hey…that’s not the way it’s supposed to happen…

• Who: Puppet

• Source: The X-Files episode “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose”

• Note: Character, a psychic who kills other psychics, has just been shot in the chest by Scully.

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