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The Simpsons/Season 2 quotes
For other uses of “The Simpsons”, see The Simpsons (disambiguation). The Simpsons Season 2 Bart Gets an F [2.01] :Otto: Hey, Bart Dude. Woah, you look freaked! :Bart: Otto, man, I have a test today that I’m not ready for! Could you please crash the bus or something? :Otto: Sorry, Bart Dude. Can’t do it [...]
Shining Time Station quotes
Shining Time Station (1989-1993) was an American PBS spinoff of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends series, although it was co-created by Britt Allcroft. The series returned as Mr. Conductor’s Thomas Tales in 1997. A Place Unlike Any Other Mr. Conductor: What’s your name? Matt: Mat–Matthew–M– Matt! Mr. Conductor: Or is it Matthew-Matt-Matthew? And you [...]
Ed (TV series) quotes
__NOTOC__ Season 1 Pilot : Ed: [to Molly about Carol] If you’re not born with broad shoulders and a strong jaw, there’s only one way to get the girl… you make a complete ass of yourself. :Kenny: If there were two bowling alleys, exactly alike, but one of them had wall-to-wall whores, I’d definitely patronize [...]
Notting Hill quotes
William Thacker Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble on? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey… and if you wanted honey, you could just… buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they’re yours if you want them. [...]
Help! quotes
In the film, Ringo is wearing a sacrificial ring that won’t come off of his finger. The cult that the ring belongs to chases Ringo and the other Beatles from Britain, to the Alps, to the Bahamas, trying the whole way to sacrifice Ringo to their god. :Written by Marc Behm and Charles Wood. Directed [...]
Ringo Starr quotes
Sourced I’d Like to be Under the sea In an octopus’s garden with you. “Octopus’s Garden, from Abbey Road” Got to pay your dues if you want to sing the blues And you know it don’t come easy. “It Don’t Come Easy” (co-written by George Harrison) The world’s saddest man will live here in Los [...]
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi quotes
Quotes Transcendental meditation is something that can be defined as a means to do what one wants to do in a better way, in a right way, for maximum results. It’s a program that the mind begins to experience its own finer impressions, finer thoughts, and then finally transcends the finest thought. And that is [...]
Yellow Submarine quotes
Ringo Starr Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning. Be pacific. Chief Blue Meanie A thing of beauty… destroy it forever! A pun on the opening line of the John Keats poem Endymion: “A thing of beauty is a joy forever.” Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D, the [...]
Tombstone quotes
Starring Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer. Doc Holliday I have not yet begun to defile myself. There is no normal life, Wyatt. There’s just life. Wyatt Earp I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail. Now for the first time I know exactly what I want… [...]