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__TOC__ Galileo Help, I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! I know that I’m different! They hate you because they’re scared of you. Because you’re different! You’re, well, a — An individual! It drives me mad, all these phrases and sounds. Stupid, useless phrases. I mean, what the hell is a… tambourine man? What’s the [...]

Unsourced God knows I do the best I can, so fuck everything. I, Anton A. Newcombe, do solemnly swear that the ghost of Brian Jones came to me in the studio and asked me to make this record. P.S. he also asked that I should kick the shit out of old Mick & Keith for [...]

Austin Powers My God, Vanessa’s got a fantastic body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue? [beat] I hope I didn’t say that out loud just now. Allow myself to introduce…myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my [...]

Word of Mouth If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt? I had a girl say this to me. She goes “you know, if god intended women to suck dick, he’d made cum taste like chocolate” I said “Yeah, but he had to make it taste [...]

Sourced A couple of years ago, we went to Eurodisney. That too was bearable, although it was a bit weird when Mickey Mouse came to ask for an autograph. (Humo Magazine, 2000) But everyone I know reaches a point where they throw out their arms and go beserk for a while; otherwise you never know [...]

__NOTOC__ Season 1 Pilot :Amy: Yes, you nailed it. He’s a cross-dressing serial killer. :Maxine: I know more about her ovaries than I do my own. :Vincent: This is what we call ‘middle class angst. :Lauren: [about her book report] I was gonna do The Secret Garden, but I’m doing Everybody Poops instead. :Amy: How [...]

Sourced From Interviews The thing is, I never went and pursued a record deal—ever. It’s too funny to even talk about. It’s like playing craps in Vegas. You know the odds belong to the house. You’ll always lose. If that’s why you’re up there doing it, forget it. You’re already fucked. The only way to [...]

Sourced The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller interview with CBC, 2006[] Mistakes are part of the game. It’s how well you recover from them, that’s the mark of a great player. On the game of Golf in an interview with Nick Harper in The Guardian (28 November 2003) Nobody and nothing [...]

Sourced If someone can relate my guitar solo to an exercise in a book … that’s no fun at all. As quoted in Guitar Player (November 1989) It really sucks when music is so perfect you just don’t need to hear it anymore. Discussing his intentionally-out-of-tune intro to “Back To Shalla Bal” and contrasting it [...]