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Rifftrax Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) (Single Riffer Edition) :[A flying saucer passes the airplane Jeff pilots] :Mike Nelson: So long as the plywood controls hold out, they’ll make it! :[Lugosi footage] :Narrator: Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home, never to return again! :[After Lugosi walks offscreen, the footage [...]

1×01 :Mark: ABBA comprised of Agnetha, Benny, Bjorn and Anni-Frid and took their name from their initials. Four English singers tried repeat ABBA’s success, but unfortunately William, Annie, Nigel and Keith – yes I said William, Annie, Nigel and Keith – couldn’t think of a name. Agnetha eventually left ABBA, they replaced her with Ursula, [...]

__TOC__ Season 1 Blink [1.1] :Jason (second vic’s boyfriend): I never saw that house. I swear on my grandmother. :Don Flack: Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother. :Stella Bonasera: What time did you get in? :Mac Taylor: I never went home. :Stella: Can’t sleep? :Mac: What’s sleep? :Mac: You’re not a doctor, [...]

Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus (2.01) :Narrator: Since the last South Park, you’ve waited four long weeks to find out who the father of Eric Cartman is. Now, finally, the shocking truth about Cartman’s lineage …will not be seen tonight, so that we can bring you the following special presentation! :[Terrance farts] [...]

Season 1 Pilot [1.1] :Justin: I don’t want flan…I’ll get fat! :Daniel: Thank you; but it is Daniel, not Danny. :Wilhelmina: [deadpan] What? I’m hellaciously upset, Marc. :Marc: Oh, my God. I’m so sorry. :Wilhelmina: Shh. Purge this from memory. :Amanda: She’s so fabulously douchey. :Amanda: They don’t call him “the Tripod” because he’s a [...]

Sourced In the end one cannot avoid the conclusion that AIDS unites certain human themes — homosexuality, sexual disease, and death — about which society actively resists enlightenment. These are things that we are unwilling to address or even think about. We don’t want to understand them. We would rather fear them. Martin Amis, “Making [...]

Nicky Release the evil! Release the good. Release the awesome! I never been to Earth, Dad! I never even slept over some other dude’s house! Popeye’s Chicken is fuckin’ awesome! [ after being killed by a bus ] From now on, I’m just gonna try to avoid all moving metal objects. Get in the flask! [...]

I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue (BBC Radio 4, 11 April 1972- ) is a British radio comedy programme which describes itself as “the antidote to panel games”. Hosted by Humphrey Lyttelton, and originally played by Barry Cryer, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, WIllie Rushton, a range of guests has performed on the programme’s panel since [...]

Word of Mouth If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt? I had a girl say this to me. She goes “you know, if god intended women to suck dick, he’d made cum taste like chocolate” I said “Yeah, but he had to make it taste [...]