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RiffTrax quotes
Rifftrax Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) (Single Riffer Edition) :[A flying saucer passes the airplane Jeff pilots] :Mike Nelson: So long as the plywood controls hold out, they’ll make it! :[Lugosi footage] :Narrator: Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home, never to return again! :[After Lugosi walks offscreen, the footage [...]
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck: Brentwood Family Fun
Getting in some all important quality time, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were spotted out at the Brentwood Farmers Market yesterday (August 29). The “Catch and Release” babe and her “Good Will Hunting” husband escorted their adorable daughters Violet and Seraphina down the street while also juggling their groceries. Ms. Garner’s family fun came after [...]
Smokin' Aces quotes
Buddy “Aces” Israel What do you see right now? You see exactly and only what I choose to show you. That is illusion, Ivy. That is the lie that I tell your eyes. Makin’ the magic happen in the moment, in that split second you can see past this motherfucker and find that’s all bullshit. [...]
Rachel Weisz Heads to the Hamptons
Kicking her week off with a trip to the Hamptons, Rachel Weisz was spotted outside her New York City apartment on Monday (August 23). The “Definitely Maybe” actress was all packed and ready to go, complete with her boogie board, as she stood and waited for her ride. On the career front, it was recently [...]
Armageddon (film) quotes
Harry Stamper [After Freedom's Armadillo is destroyed] Hey Truman prepare the world for bad news. [as he activates the manual detonator] We win, Gracie! Dan Truman When the rogue comet went through the asteroid belt, it sent shrapnel right for us. For the next 11 days, the Earth’s in a shooting gallery. Even if the [...]
South Park/Season 7 quotes
I’m A Little Bit Country [7.1] :[breaking the fourth wall during a performance of "I'm A Little Bit Country"] :Randy: Well, goodnight everybody. It sure has been great bringing you a hundred episodes. :Skeeter: We want to thank our guests, the pro-war people and the anti-war people. :Stan: What the hell are they doing now? [...]
Blake Lively Talks Sex Scene with Ben Affleck
Her new movie “The Town” hits theaters September 18th, and Blake Lively’s first day of shooting the flick included a sex scene with Ben Affleck. The “Gossip Girl” actress told Interview magazine it wasn’t as big of a deal as it may seem, and that she’s no stranger to feeling a little over-exposed. “Well, I [...]
The Sum of All Fears (film) quotes
Jack Ryan General, the President is basing his decisions on some really bad information right now. And if you shut me out, your family, and my family, and twenty-five million other families will be dead in thirty minutes. The bomb is in play. [arguing about the Russian President's health] I’m just saying Zorkin’s putting on [...]
The Adventures of Chico and Guapo quotes
Affirmative Reaction Latrina Aquinetta: “Thank you! I’m gon’ put the mackdown in smackdown! I’m so bad I’z smacks myself!” Chico: “Hello, he aint in love with you!” Concepcion: “Oh yea he is! He come by and try to get close to me, and touch my cucho, lick my toe-toe, rub my bolo!” Chico: “We killed [...]